Thad: Where are we going?
Steph: The Cotswalds.
Thad: Who was it that said this was cool?
Steph: No one. I've just been reading travel websites.
Thad: OK Sounds fun.
This morning our fake cabby picked us up at 4:30 AM (on vacation!) to head to Paddington Station. "Fake" because he was basically a dude that lived in his van; nevertheless, he got us to the station on time with the help of his iphone navigation.
We boarded a brief train from London to Oxford. There we had breakfast at Mick's cafe (who were very helpful Brits. They even offered to drive us to our rental car!)
we picked up the car around 10 AM and immediately increased the stress level on both of us. Stephanie was the driver; and Thad was the navigator. Each job was important as we were on the wrong side of the road with a lefthanded shifter...not to mention tons of traffic and roundabouts! A few hit curbs and missed turns later... we made it into the first of many stops in the Cotswalds.
[In short, we saw a bunch of old churches, in old country towns. We toured a castle, visited Shakespeares town, and ate a lot of icecream. We will fill in this portion of the blog when we get the details stragintened out of what we actually did.]
We were easily the youngest people in these towns by 30 years. It was a very slllooooow pace out there; they even had street signs that said "Elderly Crossing."
If we saw one more old church today, we were going to puke, so we headed to the hotel around 6. This place was a lot fancier than we expected. In fact, "jeans were highly discouraged" at our dinner reservations in the hotel restaurant. Oh yea? Well how about jeans, this dirty sweatshirt, and muddy tennis shoes...cause that's all we brought. High class Toups!